i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
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it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
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We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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