Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
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Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
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I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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