i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
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Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
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my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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