I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
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he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
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You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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