On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
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please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
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God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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