we have officially lost it.
Umm I'm too high to move.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
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So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
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Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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