I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
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in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
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I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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