if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
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I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
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Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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