I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
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After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
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I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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