I hate your face
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
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My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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