I'm so fucking centered right now
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
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I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
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Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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