that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
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Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
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I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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