I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
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It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
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The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
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