I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
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I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
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She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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