god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
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I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
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OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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