But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
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I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
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you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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