11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
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Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
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Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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