People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
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Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
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a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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