i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
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Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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