exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
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Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
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He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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