I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
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so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
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You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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