I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
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Drunk walkin through police station. America
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
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We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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