it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
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She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
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Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
He? As in you personified your dick?
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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