Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
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we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
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I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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