weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
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At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
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So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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