Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
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I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
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He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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