Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
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I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I wish there were birth control emojis
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
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Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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