you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
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Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
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why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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