Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
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So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
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someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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