haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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