Sponge bath it is.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
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I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
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I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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