Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
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I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
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all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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