fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
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The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
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she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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