It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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