That's intense
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
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his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
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3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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