i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
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I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
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I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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