hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
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Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
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TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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