The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
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I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
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I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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