ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
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you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
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I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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