Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
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Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
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FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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