how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
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captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
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The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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