It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
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He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
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Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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