apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
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I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
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How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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