just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
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We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
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I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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