Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
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All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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