Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
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Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
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Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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