if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
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Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
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don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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