Christians are straight up FREAKS
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
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she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
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It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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