in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
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You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
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I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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