I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
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after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
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I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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