You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
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He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
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Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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