Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
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and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
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So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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